Ug's Recommendation for Government and Laws

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Dat right. If'un we elvsiez lack de cookiez den we mite dammuj ower frail evlun fizeek. Fer instunz, look at me..

*Ug rips his shirt off and flexes to reveal green flesh over top of rock-hard muscle and what appears to be a 12-pack.*

Me no get cookiez, dis wut happun. Dat no gud, Ug want nice wussie fuzeek like most udder elvsiez.
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*Drake looks over the papers writen in Elven*

"I agree with your laws Ug. Anyone with a good head on their shoulders can live up to them. I will support this new set of rules. Plus I agree with the cookie thing. I think all cookies should be shared with you. You look like you could use some"
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*Grinning very mischeviously*

Ug..luv, what would happen if you were to receive a whole bunch of cookies at once? I mean how many can you eat in one sitting?
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*Ug rubs his chin*

Hmmm...me not sure.
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Too bad Ug is green and not blue...
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*Looks at Ka with curiosity*

What does that have to do with anything luv?
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Haven't you ever heard of the furry blue cookie eating creature? They were vicious many years ago, or so I've heard...
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*giggles*

I thought that was just a tale told to small children to get them out of the cookies.

*grins in amusement*

Good one Ka. I owe you some rum for that.
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