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please visit
http://www.sparkpulp.com

I will be updating it frequently with stories and updates and I try to work towards being a full time writer.
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http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00U1V15UW
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bump.

buy my book and I will spend the money on my house fund.
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anyone that buys http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00U1V15UW will get a photocopy of terrible poems I wrote in HS.


if I sell 100, I will read them out loud. I sell 200 I will read them as abaddon.
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I'm surprised we already haven't heard terrible poems written by Abaddon, not Travis.
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how do you think I knocked down the house of chance? Vorlon poems.
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ok...just so im clear.....if we buy this item, you will send us poems ...bad ones...that are likely torture to read, and if you manage to find 100 people willing to spend money to have you torture them...then you will read said torture out loud( I assume at an event)...AND if 200 people have had their cheese slide far enough off their cracker to pony up the money, you will ...out loud...as the murdering wizard Abaddon....verbally torture anyone in attendance.... :shock:

am I following this right? :shocked!:
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Kaylan Chargeender wrote:ok...just so im clear.....if we buy this item, you will send us poems ...bad ones...that are likely torture to read, and if you manage to find 100 people willing to spend money to have you torture them...then you will read said torture out loud( I assume at an event)...AND if 200 people have had their cheese slide far enough off their cracker to pony up the money, you will ...out loud...as the murdering wizard Abaddon....verbally torture anyone in attendance.... :shock:

am I following this right? :shocked!:
Well, now I'm sold. :twisted:
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books are up to five. no danger at this time.
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No kindle, do you have a printable version for sale?
If not, I suggest bringing a few to the next event, I will gladly grab a copy.
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you don;t need a kindle. any smart phone or computer will do.

It's on kindle select right now, so I can't sell it else where for 2 months. :)
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00U1V15UW

free for 5 days starting June 1
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The freebies go towards the awful poem recital, right?

right?


right??
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Don't forget, this starts..

TODAY!!

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Just started reading it! Good stuff.
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