"ZZZZZzzzzz......"

Cristo remains unconcious

Cristo takes another swig of his rum and tries to keep his balance as he throws a dart 2 feet off the target. He looks at the two ladies with an accusing look. "Hey, you...guys....are...cheati..." Cristo loses his balance and falls. You hear a loud smack as his head hits the floor. "....

As Cristo takes aim at the target on the wall, He hears val and gives him a threatening look.

"I am not a sailor. I'm a pirate! There is a big difference."

Cristo then grins at Val

"But I'll forgive you this time."

After hearing Esmerelda, Cristo stops twirling the darts in his hand. His smile gets bigger as he reaches into his vest and pulls out a rolled up piece of cloth. As he begins to unravel it, you slowly start to realize that it is in fact, round with markings on it, and a red dot in the middle. "...

"Don't be fooled, just cause I'm a little drunk doesn't mean that you can beat me at darts. I've got experience on my side."

After seeing the expecting looks on the two ladies' faces, Cristo immediately reaches into his vest and pulls out a large bottle that makes you wonder how the heck he got that thing in there. "There's plenty for all! He hands the bottle to fionna. "Drink and be merry, and then we can play...

Cristo looks up at the young lady and gives her a little wink as she helps him up. "Water!, who drinks water? Out on the deep sea it's nuthin but rum rum rum!.....at least it used to be. He then heaves a deep sigh and takes the cookies from Fionna . "I miss the exciting life on the sea, t...

Cristo stumbles into the inn, the smell of rum follows him like a shadow, as does his heartwarming grin. "Do I smell Cookies? A look of intense concentration appears on his face as he tries to make his way to the plate of cookies but goes way of course,trips and falls on the floor instead. He ...

Overall I had a good time. Seeing Zeira get married, adopt a baby, get divorced, lose the baby, all in one weekend was hilarious. The elf battle was definitely my favorite part. I was so happy when I didn't get hit by river of stone. There were a lot of unfinished plots going on when the event ended...

"Well do you still have the item with you?"

"It's a shame we had to leave Final Haven so soon, I would have liked to gather just a little bit more information, but oh well. Better safe than Sorry."

I think the sage buff should only affect the skill once. I think it should only take 2 seconds off of the one that you charge. It's either 5-2=3 if you use the first charge time, or 10-2=8 if you use the second one. That's it. that way its 3 count for 2 Vorpal or 8 count for 3 vorpal. Not 6 for 3, w...

Yeah i guess i saw it like the boom skill.

Wait wouldn't the buff only apply once because it's just one skill. How can it apply twice to one skill if in the sage buff description it says If the target has a timed skill that takes 15 seconds to charge or less they take 2 seconds off the time."? (Page 29)

Cristo looks around the bar keeping his eyes peeled for the guy with the scraggly beard and appears to be enjoying himself and in high spirits, obviously comfortable in his surroundings. He looks the bar wench up and down appraisingly and gives her a little wink and smiles. "I'll take a mug of ...